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Jan 31, 2005 14:18:50 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 31, 2005 14:18:50 GMT -5
That was a lot of very clever talking but I don't think it's going to work. When you really get down to it; you're stupid. No two ways about it. ;D
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Jan 31, 2005 14:28:19 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Jan 31, 2005 14:28:19 GMT -5
Lol go Hannah!
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Jan 31, 2005 16:12:57 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 31, 2005 16:12:57 GMT -5
And my exam results and IQ tests support this how...?
(I don't normally brag, but I'm not normally called stupid either lol)
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Jan 31, 2005 16:20:55 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 31, 2005 16:20:55 GMT -5
Well, it must've been a few times now. You are the Goddess of that indescribable and explicitly Cecilia talent...
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Feb 1, 2005 7:34:00 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Feb 1, 2005 7:34:00 GMT -5
Hey stop picking on Cecilia! Thats not vey nice hanna!!dglnadfogdnzfiodfgifhr
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Feb 1, 2005 11:12:06 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Feb 1, 2005 11:12:06 GMT -5
I know it isn't, and I've already told her that I'm sorry, but I'll just repeat it here: I'm sorry.
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Feb 1, 2005 13:37:30 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Feb 1, 2005 13:37:30 GMT -5
Yay. Whoops about the whole extra unnecessary letters, someone was hitting the keyboard
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Feb 1, 2005 15:14:23 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Feb 1, 2005 15:14:23 GMT -5
Blame it on Max. (thanks) Anyhoo... (another from my site - aimed more towards working adults, but very funny none the less)
How to Relieve Stress 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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Feb 1, 2005 16:42:51 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Feb 1, 2005 16:42:51 GMT -5
I like the last one. Too bad my parents can't say that to Lorna...
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Feb 2, 2005 14:24:08 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Feb 2, 2005 14:24:08 GMT -5
Lol I wish my parents did that aswell. To jack. Younger siblings suck
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Feb 2, 2005 15:59:27 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Feb 2, 2005 15:59:27 GMT -5
They could be worse! Neither of you have two younger brothers! And I don't actually mind them lol. Gonna use to them after all these years...
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Mar 8, 2005 17:19:30 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Mar 8, 2005 17:19:30 GMT -5
You never get used to Lorna...
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Mar 9, 2005 9:36:31 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Mar 9, 2005 9:36:31 GMT -5
I like Lorna...kinda...
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Mar 9, 2005 12:17:40 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Mar 9, 2005 12:17:40 GMT -5
I don't!!!
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Mar 11, 2005 13:04:58 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Mar 11, 2005 13:04:58 GMT -5
Very sisterly comment there, Hannah!
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