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Jan 23, 2005 14:53:50 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Jan 23, 2005 14:53:50 GMT -5
A place to post and comment on any jokes and make people laugh! Stories etc welcome.
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Jan 24, 2005 15:17:30 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 24, 2005 15:17:30 GMT -5
I just find this so funny...
This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95. CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Jan 24, 2005 15:48:27 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 24, 2005 15:48:27 GMT -5
I love that! It's so American. Idiots. ;D
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Jan 24, 2005 16:18:29 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 24, 2005 16:18:29 GMT -5
Yes. It is so very funny. Not all americans though...just most Wait! Be nice though!
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Jan 24, 2005 16:28:54 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 24, 2005 16:28:54 GMT -5
Yeah, really should be. I'm friends with a couple Americans. I know they aren't all stupid. Just the majority! ;D
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Jan 24, 2005 16:31:44 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 24, 2005 16:31:44 GMT -5
Good, good - must be civil! Americans can be really really nice people, just sometimes their culture and way of thinking can be very different. Ok - moving on...
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Jan 26, 2005 7:26:00 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Jan 26, 2005 7:26:00 GMT -5
Hey stop picking on Americans... Is not nice being cruel to animals. Hrm. A joke...
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Jan 26, 2005 11:12:36 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 26, 2005 11:12:36 GMT -5
Excuse me? My last post was saying be nice to Americans, just not as bluntly. So .
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Jan 26, 2005 11:41:42 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Jan 26, 2005 11:41:42 GMT -5
Lol I know! Anywho...Time for a joke.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?
A woolly jumper!
That was poor I know
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Jan 26, 2005 12:59:21 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 26, 2005 12:59:21 GMT -5
Yes, it was.
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Jan 26, 2005 14:11:27 GMT -5
Post by Leanne on Jan 26, 2005 14:11:27 GMT -5
Sorry Cecilia, but I dont think three words can constitute as a message. Lol. JOKE. Erm, I really cant think of any jokes at this moment in time.
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Jan 27, 2005 12:56:48 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 27, 2005 12:56:48 GMT -5
How do you know an elephant's been in the fridge?
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Jan 27, 2005 14:14:29 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 27, 2005 14:14:29 GMT -5
Oh, God, please don't go into these jokes...*shakes head*
Who the hell has a fridge big enough for an elephant anyway?!
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Jan 27, 2005 14:35:28 GMT -5
Post by Hannah on Jan 27, 2005 14:35:28 GMT -5
Well, if you guess the answer I'll shut up ;D
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Jan 27, 2005 14:56:38 GMT -5
Post by Cecilia on Jan 27, 2005 14:56:38 GMT -5
Look for footprints in the butter? I don't know. I guessed. Now will you drop it? (you never said it had to be correct )
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